Shell wants to Name the Pickup Truck the “Official Vehicle of the United States"

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10/03/2017 at 11:12 • Filed to: None

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“We the company”

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Nah, there’s no hidden agenda there...


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:17

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THANKS DUTCH COMPANY


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:17

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I’m glad that we’ve sorted literally everything wrong with this country and can focus our efforts on resolving this last remaining critical matter.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:21

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If you want to support America, buy Valvoline. The fuck has Shell been smoking?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:24

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Really glad we’re focusing on the important issues here.


Kinja'd!!! xyzabc > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:26

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Who really cares that one company wants to “anoint” another company;s product?

Seriously?

Ranks right up there with being the official motor oil of the NCAA.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:27

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Oh, FFS, *Royal Dutch Shell*, go do something useful.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > PanchoVilleneuve ST
10/03/2017 at 11:41

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Ulterior motive: they’re doing this to bolster the view that Americans are dumb hicks.


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:52

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*Thinks about 90's S10*

*Remembers soccer moms love big SUVs*

Nah.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 11:57

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Only if we can name Shell “Official Gas of the Pandering Corporate Sycophants”


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 12:15

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I think the market has done that, no?

F-Series alone outsold the Camry and Corolla, the two best selling non-pickups, combined. Of the top 30 vehicles in the US market, #1 (F-Series), #2 (Silverado), #3 (Ram), #17 (Sierra, which is a rebadge of #2), and #24 (Tacoma) are pickups. Those vehicles combined... It takes combining #4 through #10 (Camry, Corolla, Civic, CR-V, RAV4, Accord, and Rogue) to beat them.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > BahamaTodd
10/03/2017 at 12:41

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Obviously. The more people who trade in their cars for a new pickup truck, the more fuel Shell sells. They’re furthering their profit margins here.